For the most heinous of prank phone call offenses, criminals against the American way of life who commit these phone related acts of terror are sent to a black site used by the F.C.C.’s Special Anti-Prank Phone Call Enforcement Squad (S.A.P.P.C.E.S.) located beneath sunny Guantanamo Bay, Cuba where officers acting on behalf of the United … More EP. 24 – “Prank Phone Calling People Sent Me To Guantanamo Bay”

Joan Osborne’s immortal classic “What if God Was One of Us?” was probably written about a homeless man named Roofus who loves to eat beans, party with malt liquor and crap his pants. Unfortunately for the members of the scary storyteller’s society, the almighty Roofus has staked claim to their campfire spot and will fight … More EP. 23 – “What If God Was One of Us?”